{"product_id":"not-for-sale-tee-redd","title":"Redd Tee","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShe used to be the one they wanted to buy.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNow she's the one with the gun, the rum, and the entire loot auction running exactly the way she wants it. Redd stands at the center of the scene — revolver in one hand, bottle of rum in the other — managing the peddling of prized possessions with the casual authority of someone who has absolutely nothing to prove and nobody to answer to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe redhead has been the most talked-about figure on Pirates of the Caribbean since the ride opened in 1967. When Disney updated the scene in 2018, the concept was simple and exactly right: she isn't for sale. That's why they want her. She became a pirate. She took over. She didn't ask permission. \u003cspan class=\"inline-flex\" data-state=\"closed\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eNot for sale\u003c\/em\u003e isn't just what the sign says. It's her entire biography in three words.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe \u003cem\u003eNot for Sale\u003c\/em\u003e tee is for the Disney adults who love Redd — who have always loved Redd — and who rode Pirates after the update and thought: yes. That's exactly right. For the ones who appreciate that the most iconic figure on the most iconic ride in Walt Disney World got the ending she deserved.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":52827625849154,"sku":"18633886142489608043","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ S","offer_id":52827625881922,"sku":"13090428576024651089","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":52827625914690,"sku":"48288259159065648931","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ M","offer_id":52827625947458,"sku":"28849474175913966663","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":52827625980226,"sku":"20602898455715685531","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":52827626012994,"sku":"77233727773412658192","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":52827626045762,"sku":"64007846901160844421","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":52827626078530,"sku":"25155429415428660394","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":52827626111298,"sku":"66214812365473609705","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":52827626144066,"sku":"17738531077219724094","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":52827626176834,"sku":"18939465732450435074","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":52827626209602,"sku":"65613755299938155247","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":52827626242370,"sku":"25459571789372955528","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 4XL","offer_id":52827626275138,"sku":"47167813525733556824","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0777\/3988\/4866\/files\/7142504961411881473_2048.jpg?v=1779468136","url":"https:\/\/thequirkymouse.com\/products\/not-for-sale-tee-redd","provider":"The Quirky Mouse, Inc.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}