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Light the Lamp, Not the Rat Christmas Shirt

This high-quality, garment-dyed vintage tee is for Disney devotees who know that their ‘great big beautiful tomorrow’ starts with the perfect outfit.
Iconic Comfort Colors® "broken-in" feel
Breathable 100% ring-spun cotton for 20k+ step park days
Hand-drawn, super-niche design – “if you know, you know.”
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All Day Park Comfort
Iconic Comfort Colors® "broken-in" feel
Breathable 100% ring-spun cotton for 20k+ step park days
Hand-drawn, super-niche design – “if you know, you know.”
“I love The Quirky Mouse! The owner is humble, delightful, kind, and genuine. How she does business makes me love her product even more! You can't be disappointed with The Quirky Mouse!”
Filed under: Workplace Incident Report. Narrator & Rat, Lamplighters, Dickens Street.
One of them was supposed to light the lamp. The other one was the rat. You know how this went.
Printed on Comfort Colors 1717 in Blue Spruce — garment-dyed, ring-spun cotton that shows up already soft and gets better from there. Three ink colors, cream and amber on the green, with the type knocked back so it sits down into the fabric instead of on top of it. Drawn by hand in Illustrator over four rounds, mostly because a Victorian lamp is a tall object and a chest is a wide one.
Nothing on it names the film. Nothing has a face on it. Someone in line at the post office will either say it back to you or they won't.
Details
- Comfort Colors 1717, 6.1 oz garment-dyed cotton
- Relaxed unisex fit — size down for a fitted look
- Blue Spruce
- Printed and shipped from the US
- Free shipping on orders over $50
- Order by December 10 for Christmas delivery
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Don’t iron the print.
A note on the garment dye: slight color variation between washes is completely normal — it's part of what gives these tees their vintage character, not a sign anything's gone wrong.
Tees ship from an external warehouse within 3–5 business days. From there, USPS typically delivers within 5–7 business days.
Planning a park trip? Order at least 14 business days before you travel, or drop me an email at kylie@thequirkymouse.com and I'll help you figure out the timing.
Returns and exchanges aren't something I'm able to offer through the warehouse — but if your tee arrives damaged, I'll always make it right. Email me with your order number and a photo of the damage and we'll sort it out.
