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Schweitzer Falls Tee

This high-quality, garment-dyed vintage tee is for Disney devotees who know that their ‘great big beautiful tomorrow’ starts with the perfect outfit.
Iconic Comfort Colors® "broken-in" feel
Breathable 100% ring-spun cotton for 20k+ step park days
Hand-drawn, super-niche design – “if you know, you know.”
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All Day Park Comfort
Iconic Comfort Colors® "broken-in" feel
Breathable 100% ring-spun cotton for 20k+ step park days
Hand-drawn, super-niche design – “if you know, you know.”
“I love The Quirky Mouse! The owner is humble, delightful, kind, and genuine. How she does business makes me love her product even more! You can't be disappointed with The Quirky Mouse!”
Named after the famous explorer... Dr. Albert Falls.
You've heard it a hundred times. You laughed every single one of them.
It started as a skipper improv joke. By the 1990s, it was part of the official script. By 2015, Dr. Albert Falls had become an actual character — the founder of the Jungle Navigation Company, discoverer of the backside of water, and the man whose granddaughter eventually turned the family business into the Jungle Cruise.
A punchline that became a person. That's very Disney.
The Schweitzer Falls tee is for the Jungle Cruise devotees. The ones who have had a truly transcendent skipper and a truly terrible one, and loved the ride both times. The ones who know that the backside of water is, technically, the eighth wonder of the world, and have never once questioned it.
Don't worry. We'll go over it later.
The most current joke I've got. And honestly, it has its positive and negative aspects.
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Don’t iron the print.
A note on the garment dye: slight color variation between washes is completely normal — it's part of what gives these tees their vintage character, not a sign anything's gone wrong.
Tees ship from an external warehouse within 3–5 business days. From there, USPS typically delivers within 5–7 business days.
Planning a park trip? Order at least 14 business days before you travel, or drop me an email at kylie@thequirkymouse.com and I'll help you figure out the timing.
Returns and exchanges aren't something I'm able to offer through the warehouse — but if your tee arrives damaged, I'll always make it right. Email me with your order number and a photo of the damage and we'll sort it out.
