Named after the famous explorer... Dr. Albert Falls.
You've heard it a hundred times. You laughed every single one of them.
It started as a skipper improv joke. By the 1990s, it was part of the official script. By 2015, Dr. Albert Falls had become an actual character — the founder of the Jungle Navigation Company, discoverer of the backside of water, and the man whose granddaughter eventually turned the family business into the Jungle Cruise.
A punchline that became a person. That's very Disney.
The Schweitzer Falls tee is for the Jungle Cruise devotees. The ones who have had a truly transcendent skipper and a truly terrible one, and loved the ride both times. The ones who know that the backside of water is, technically, the eighth wonder of the world, and have never once questioned it.
Don't worry. We'll go over it later.
The most current joke I've got. And honestly, it has its positive and negative aspects.